I was doing laundry today.  I was watching the frontloaded washer do it’s thing.  So fascinating.   Watching the soap bubble and my clothes twirl, I thought, “Man Parrots are funny!”

I love to watch YouTube.  One night I thought, “Wonder if they have talking parrots on there?”  OMG!   It was better than watching Dumb and Dumber.   The only thing close is a talking Chihuahua dog.  They don’t really talk like a parrot does, but even fake a talking Chihuahua is DARN funny!  !YO QUIERO TACO BELL!   I miss that little dog!   Wait!  Isn’t this about parrots?  Um…yeah, I think so Mr.. B.!

To be honest I was talking to my brother about the Dominica flag and we are getting a kick out of the parrot on it.  I don’t mean that bad (Vandy) but it is unique.  In a good way.  And think about it, Americano, does a bald eagle talk?  Does it make sounds like a toilet flushing and make you pound your fists on your knees laughing?  Then you point to the bird and yell, ‘You are amazing!!!”  Then you try to pet it on the head as you yell at the children, “This deserves a smoothie!  Blend my child like they did in the bible days!  Blend!  Blend my child!“  Naw.  An Eagle cannot do that and make you excited like that.  But a parrot?  Oh yeah!  I have personally seen it happen.

I am going to post some videos.  Grab your popcorn and favorite beverage (bottled water is not considered a beverage!), relax and enjoy.

Now was that funny as all get out?  Talking birds may be funnier than people….

Oh geez, don’t even talk, just ride the scooter!   OMG!  I am rolling.   A bird on a scooter!

OMG!  This African parrot can rap!  hmmm.. I don’t mean that racial.  Amazon parrots can rap too.  The African parrots…Naw I am not going there!

Now my favorite.  Einstein  As Vandy told me, “Don’t forget Einstein from Animal Planet!”  Of course not!  I will be watching the vid and checking Craigslist for parrots.  Wow, is there anything better than a talking parrot and my cats?  I don’t think so.  Ohhhh! Sorry Vandy!   Kisses, but you don’t talk on command for a cracker….OUCH!

Wanna cracker?

Here is to crackers (not white people!) and talking birds.  God bless our parrot friends!

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